There's a recent viral Internet meme called "Shit Girls Say..." The initial web series was performed by men in drag repeating, well, "shit girls say." As with all Internet creations, it has spawned a myriad of spinoffs, but let me mention two popular videos that extend the (unstated) objective of the original content. The first one is "Shit Girls say to Gay Guys" and the second one is "Shit White Girls say to Black Girls" , the latter embedded below.
Despite the generic titles referring to "girls", "white girls" and "single girls", don't naively think these are actually targeted at all women. Note the locations used for background, the mannerisms and tone, and the princess demeanor implied by the scenes.
In sum, these videos mock the ditzy end of the urbanite, SWPL female class. The kind with a liberal arts degree from UC-Davis or NYU who move to New York/LA on their parents' money, get a job at a temp agency until they land their dream position in PR or publishing or party planning. The girls who carry around a token black and their gay best friend as accessories to illustrate their evident open-mindedness. The Carrie Bradshaw acolytes whose materialism and vapidity inevitably comes out when they cry for computer help or complain about looking fat. The kind that go clubbing on Thursday night in a huge pack of similarly dressed girlfriends.
I wonder though what impact this may have, if any. Along with shows like Portlandia and the (abruptly canceled) The Goode Family, it appears that this class has become fodder for mainstream needling. In other words, everyone is starting to notice and in status-driven America, nothing discourages like the acerbic quips offered by disapproving society (it's how Jon Stewart makes a living, right?). But who am I kidding? Nothing will change primarily because, and excuse the sexual reductionism here, men will continue to prostrate themselves in hopes of scoring. As comedian Bill Burr notes, "women are constantly patting themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are...and no one corrects them cuz they want to fuck them."
While half-fag women hater MRAs will use the obnoxious SWPL urbanite as justification for courting robots and pillows, this unfortunate umm "personality crisis (?)" reflects the harm caused by feminism and modern culture. Again, excuse the reductionism, but 20-something women are in a crisis because they've abdicated family and motherhood for shallow careerism. Their hormones are screaming for the real meaning that only motherhood can provide; yet they instead buy purses to show off and dogs with big eyes to dote on. (I'm serious with this last point: women use little dogs as a replacement for children.)
23 comments:
"While half-fag women hater MRAs will use the obnoxious SWPL urbanite as justification for courting robots and pillows..."
Half-fag women haters. Boy,aren't you original, drawing on 50 years of feminist stereotypes about
"cavemen" and "male chauvinist pigs" and such like that. I bet MRAs all have small penises, are gay,and hate women because they can't have sex with them, despite being gay and therefor not attracted to or interested in women in the first place.I notice you went for "half-fag" to counter that little bit of cognitive dissonance.
God,you're so smart.
Allow me now to parade a bunch of narrow-minded simplistic ideas about housewives,conservatism,and Christians to show how intelligent I am.
Aren't those conservatives all gay? They think it's only ok to fuck women you're married to, and we all know how much pussy married men are getting. They must really like punishing the porpoise or really hate being intimate with women.
HAhahaha. Aren't I smart?
Doesn't the bible suck? Why do these conservatives love it so much? Are they fucking the bible instead of women? Little squirt of Jergens lotion between Psalms and Romans and you can make a jesus penis sandwich,huh?
Hey,how about ol Ted Haggard? Ever notice how these conservatives,who always have the answer to how we should all live, keep getting caught snorting methamphetamine off other men's penises?
Maybe that's why you like accusing random men of being gay. In your own circles,eighty percent of the time, you're right.
Isn't that right?
Yea, the amount of women in their late 30s who missed on motherhood we have today is gonna look like nothing in 10 years. One 23 y.o. girl specifically told me she dumped a nice older guy with a ton of money who wanted to marry her because she "wanted to have fun" until her late 20s because that's what people do nowadays.
Where I live, in the SWPL-girl haven of Arlington VA, a realtor has advertisements which feature a tiny dog and the text "I need to have my own room". !!!!! I posted a picture of this sign in a comment on half sigma's blog, but now I can't find it.
Real shame about the goode family. BRILLIANT show. Almost too good, in that I suspect a lot of the jokes went right over the heads of most middle class non swpls who don't actually have personal experience living among swpls. All the episodes can be viewed on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/thegoodefamily5
Two off-topic comments:
1. How about a post on Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby, Blue (Born Living Under Evil, obviously a nod to BRA, who knew those two were so down with our cause!). I expect the massive celebration of this child will lead to even more black babies being born to ghetto scum rather than being aborted. There's a tiny tiny tiny probability that it will also lead to more stable family relationships among blacks.
2. I've been reading a lot of bloggers lately who seem to have the idea that western values inherently lead to PC. This is the lie of all lies. There was a shooting war between PC and anti-PC which PC just happened to win.
Only white women do this. They also only do this of they have not come into contavt ewith Men of Color ( who are desirable fathers)
white men cause the problems of white owmen. only Men of COlor can rescue them form the abyss
Only white women do this. They also only do this of they have not come into contavt ewith Men of Color ( who are desirable fathers)
white men cause the problems of white owmen. only Men of COlor can rescue them form the abyss
This is your finest work yet, sir. It is indeed an honour to have been chosen as your first audience. Years from now my grandchildren will scarce believe I was there at the beginning of it all!
Word verif: juvious. That needs to be made into a real word with a suitably mespiculant meaning.
Your persistent troll, who says he's white, sure has a fascination for "men of color", doesn't he?
I deliver pizza for a living; I'd say three quarters of my single female customers have litle yapping dogs or really stinky cats. It's a way of life!
Me, I'm just a half-fag hater who's afraid of women, so I never get any of this action. Instead, I'm gathering material for my new blog. It's about how women suck, basically, and how they're not worth the effort. I think I'll call it Pizza Pussy Speaks.
"One 23 y.o. girl specifically told me she dumped a nice older guy with a ton of money who wanted to marry her because she "wanted to have fun" until her late 20s because that's what people do nowadays."
The truth: this was a small, albeit not insignificant, accomplishment and it wasn't hard for her to do. Most women her age make the same decision.
The vast majority of women her age (under 25) are attracted only to men a few years older than themselves. While the girl you mentioned probably gave it fleeting consideration, she likely felt it was immoral to marry someone whom she knew she'd only be marrying for money.
It's when they're over 25 that they are telling the truth that they find money genuinely attractive.
(I'm serious with this last point: women use little dogs as a replacement for children.)
Woman Leaves $13M Fortune to Pet Cat
The first commenter is a sad little homosexual man. Gay means happy and I don't think that gay should apply to homosexuals who are sad, crazy men.
Not to mention first Anonymous you blew your leftist undercover. It's obvious helooo.
God, yes, truth re tiny dogs as replacement children. There's a local ad for some jewelry store which ends with a still of all the employees. The older wife of owner stands there cradling a little dog. Someone destroy them, please.
I have a rather stupid sibling who was barely able to cope with having one child, but dotes on her damned little dog.
I'm personally a no pet person (too much trouble and work; kids are far more fun and interesting and they eventually grow up), but if you're going to get a dog, get a real damned dog!
Oh, Sheila, I'd love to get a "real damn dog" but at my advanced age and lousy physical condition I can no longer walk and run the four to five miles per day that the pooch would need for optimum health and sanity.
One of my favorite things in my younger years was dog training, and when I get my tiny 5-8 pound Papillon (when I retire in a couple of years) I see no reason that it needs to be unnecessarily "yappy". Of course, when a German Shepherd or Mastiff booms out a few barks at a stranger coming to the door, nobody thinks it's "yappy".
A major problem with people who treat their dogs as children is that they just don't train them to have normal, good house manners. Of course, their more fertile counterparts don't train their children to have normal, good manners either, so it's all of a piece. Both the little dogs and little children are neurotic as hell as a result.
Boy,aren't you original, drawing on 50 years of feminist stereotypes about
"cavemen" and "male chauvinist pigs"
Read the stuff under "Feminism" and "Gender" and then honestly tell me your comment holds. MRAs just can't stand that some men actually like women, as Paul Elam demonstrates when he compared courting women to getting your head bitten off by a female spider.
Allow me now to parade a bunch of narrow-minded simplistic ideas about housewives,conservatism,and Christians to show how intelligent I am.
I think marriage and family are important, so thus I'm doing what you claim? I make a simple argument about the basic structure of society, that's all.
As for your rant after that - I'm an atheist, as are a lot of readers of this blog (or at least they're not bible-thumping Christians who look up to Ted Haggard types).
Maybe that's why you like accusing random men of being gay.
No, I do not accuse "random" men of being gay. I accuse men who harbor an irrational antipathy towards women as being gay.
Ironic that in a post where I criticize a certain class of women, you go on an unhinged rant about me attacking men. And yet the MRAs wonder why no one takes them seriously and consider them the male equivalent of feminists.
I've given up on "MRAs"
they don't do
one goddamn thing.
They're like an appendix
on a vestigal appendix
Only white women do this. They also only do this of they have not come into contavt ewith Men of Color ( who are desirable fathers)
white men cause the problems of white owmen. only Men of COlor can rescue them form the abyss
The preceding text is a glaring example of a person bereft of their common senses; not to mention any semblance of any functional brain activity.
In a word: MORON.
The girls who carry around a token black and their gay best friend as accessories to illustrate their evident open-mindedness.
Yes, they all have both.
The Carrie Bradshaw acolytes whose materialism and vapidity inevitably comes out when they cry for computer help or complain about looking fat.
And will end up alone just as Carrie was at the end of the series – I think she was, wasn’t she?
The kind that go clubbing on Thursday night in a huge pack of similarly dressed girlfriends.
With no more than $10 in their purses. Enough to pay for her share of five people sharing a cab there, one drink, and the shared cab back. The one drink, most likely a beer, and if you tell the barkeep to get her a drink it will change to Grey Goose (or what other the DWL booze of the month is) and ______ --(the only other group that as a rule acts in this manner when someone offers to buy a drink is negros, straight from rotgut to Courvoisier, Remy Martin, or Chivas, guaran-fucking-teed).
men will continue to prostrate themselves in hopes of scoring.
Scoring with these chicks? Won't happen. Save the $50 in drinks, one of the "pack" will always find a problem with you unless you are a starting NCAA D-1 quarterback.
I can not stand these women and Chicago is fucking hemorrhaging them. Thank god they are so obvious, because that means I never have waste time entertaining the idea.
Plus in Chicago, and I don't know how bad it is elsewhere, we have black women that act like this because we are blessed with being the place from which Jennifer Hudson hails, and who was in the SATC film. So it isn't bad enough that we have a bunch of white cunts who think the recycled sushi won't stink when it slides through their sphincter tomorrow, we have negresses acting like that too -- with so many hair weaves / extensions that you can only imagine how long it's been since the hair's been washed and nails so nasty you wouldn't let them jack your dieing dad's dick off on the day he was expected to die -- even if it was the very last item on his bucket list.
The Valley Girl voice intonation is called uptalk. There exists some academic research on it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
"Caesar once, seeing some wealthy strangers at Rome, carrying up and down with them in their arms and bosoms young puppy-dogs and monkeys, embracing and making much of them, took occasion not unnaturally to ask whether the women in their country were not used to bear children; by that prince-like reprimand gravely reflecting upon persons who spend and lavish upon brute beasts that affection and kindness which nature has implanted in us to be bestowed on those of our own kind." (Plutarch, Life of Pericles)
"I think marriage and family are important, so thus I'm doing what you claim? I make a simple argument about the basic structure of society, that's all."
Ooooh,look at me, I think marriage and family are important.It's important to only get one blowjob a year when you're a straight man.Really bolsters that heterosexuality when the only time a woman's lips touch your penis is after you've done a long list of ridiculous chores or dropped a bill or two on "romantic" (read:GAY) things for wifey.
See,anybody can do what you've done. It takes a man, somebody with personal integrity, to examine things in a deeper light and maybe admit some points on the other side or some faults on your own. That's what takes balls,not vaudevillian sendups dripping with personal animosity and sarcasm.That's what pussies do,because they can't handle anything else.
"As for your rant after that - I'm an atheist, as are a lot of readers of this blog (or at least they're not bible-thumping Christians who look up to Ted Haggard types)."
I think I'll make the call on that myself,thank you.By the way,keep trying to pretend that at least half the people who beat the drum about "family values" and "old-fashioned morality" in public aren't wife-beaters, adulterers,drug abusers,or homosexuals in private. I have to say,it's funny as hell to me.
"No, I do not accuse "random" men of being gay. I accuse men who harbor an irrational antipathy towards women as being gay."
Sean Connery harbors the same "irrational antipathy towards women" that 9/10's of MRAs do. Still, he is objectively less gay than many of your conservative leaders.I haven't heard of him putting any penises in his mouth or anus.
"The first commenter is a sad little homosexual man. Gay means happy and I don't think that gay should apply to homosexuals who are sad, crazy men."
Sure,I'm gayer than Christmas. Love that penis. Can't get enough of it.
Homophobe.
Now how are you going to poison the well on me,you dumb fuck?
"Ironic that in a post where I criticize a certain class of women, you go on an unhinged rant about me attacking men."
Yeah, that's what I did.
/sarcasm
If we were to be truthful,we'd have to admit I didn't say one damn thing about you "attacking men",let alone "go on an unhinged rant" about it.
I correctly mocked you for using the term "half-fag women haters" to refer to MRAs. Just as I would mock somebody for calling your blog an "ignorant hillbilly Klan rally".
"Not to mention first Anonymous you blew your leftist undercover. It's obvious helooo."
I'm a leftist like you're a world-renowned architect,mathematician, or inventor.
I don't give a shit about Democrats or any of their stupid bullshit. And I don't give a fuck about your pitiful and extremely tired shaming attempts either.
Oooooooh,someone who doesn't know me called me "gay". I'm so worried. I better get back in line or I might not get a crack at that pussy you "ladies" are handing out on every street in America like it's pez candy.
Who gives a fuck about you? You'll never do anything worthwhile with your life or make any kind of contribution to society other than your juvenile insults and uninformed opinions.
Bye-bye now.
Wm Jas: good one. Plus ca change...
Agreed 100% on the lack of family formation makes the 20-30 something women nuts. A very astute observation!
betcheslovethis.com is also another site that glorifies the kind of woman spoken of in this post.
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