-Do not sleep too much or too little, or you'll die. But don't worry, "they" can fix that with magic little pills.What I'm sardonically alluding to above is the mainstream hysteria about potential health threats. Every single day, the media bombards us with information about a new study or new research purporting to find yet another way for us to die. Of course, after learning of the paleo diet, I view any mainstream medical suppositions with intense skepticism. But I'll admit there likely is some truth value to these pronouncements. Nonetheless, the incessant and often shrill prognostications about public health scares do little except, well, scare people.
-Do not eat bacon and eggs or you'll get high cholesterol and die. But don't worry, "they" can fix that with magic little pills.
-Do not microwave your oatmeal (whole grains!) in a plastic bowl or you'll die.
-Do not drive a gas-guzzler because it'll pollute the air and you'll die. But don't worry, "they" have a better option and it won't even cost you that much.
-Do not eat meat for lunch or you'll get a heart attack and die. But don't worry, "they" can fix that with magic little pills.
-Do not go outside and get a tan, or you'll die of skin cancer. But don't worry, "they" can help you avoid that.
-Do not get emotional or you'll die. But don't worry, "they" can fix that with magic little pills and a nice woman with a psychology degree.
-Do not use a cell phone or you'll get brain tumors.
-Do not watch too much TV or you'll die.
-Do not drink. Oh wait, drink red wine. Or white wine. Or I dunno, drink some, but not too much. But anyway, you'll die if you don't follow "their" advice.
-Do not eat anything that is not organic or you'll get heart disease, cancer, and diabetes. And then you'll die. But don't worry, "they" can fix that with magic little pills.
-Do not stop having sex after age 70 or you'll die. But don't worry if you have trouble, "they" can fix that with magic little blue pills.
-Do not avoid going to the doctor for any mild ailment, because it could be cancer or diabetes or a learning disability or, god forbid, a cold. And then you'll die.
I was just going to deem this the "Medical Industrial Complex", but apparently that phrase already exists. That's basically what this is - big Pharma that funds specious data mining and takes advantage of a media that gleefully breaks any sensational news irregardless of the story's veracity, a modern society that has enough leisure time to scare itself, liberal academia that pushes fallacious medical scholarship, and liberal society that views mankind himself, instead of nature, as the ultimate arbiter of man's biology.
In the end, destiny will take hold of our lives. My advice: live your life with little worry, eat and exercise paleo, and don't do crack.
