Special Guest Post
Update: This is a satire, primarily of New Agers and Gaiaists.
The following is a guest post from a reader. She has a degree from Oberlin College in Environmental Studies and a minor in Film. She currently works at a local natural food store.
I thank OneSTDV for giving me this opportunity to share myself with the lovely denizens of this blog. I am writing this article primarily as a means of informing and enlightening the readers here. Think of this as a short primer to life, its soul, and what of it. I will briefly go over some important topics concerning those undeniable gifts that enrich us, hoping that some readers find peace in my words.
In short, we all must come to understand the energy and therein how it feels. It is this undeniable lifeforce, this gift of the divine, this spirit which moves us that gives us each ourselves. And it is ourselves, our energy and our souls, which guide us towards the divine, enriching, giving, supporting, and hoping. How then does one understand the concept of ethereal energy and thereby allow oneself to connect to this source of life. One must come to the collective spirit of man, of Earth, and of nature. It is only through all of these facets of the soul that we can feel our own selves and our energies. One must come to the energy and the soul, through his own volition, but nonetheless being open to the collective will of these selves. His openness to others, to other things, and other energies, other souls, all venturing both a different and exactly the same path, will ultimately guide him to the spirit of his own soul and that of his own energy. In time, one will find this energy source, knowing one has done so when he can feel the emotion of that energy without struggle.
Once this energy has been realized, one is free to explore further into the spirit of people, individuals and groups, sharing, loving, and feeling together and as one. In the midst of others is where we share the deepest emotions. It is where we can realize the potential of the spirit which guides us all the time, in all of space, and forever without end or limit. The spirit amongst or in tune with other spirits and auras is the soul divine of which we can never know but know nonetheless. And when with other energies, basking in that which we know of, we experience the emotional fervor only one in tune with that energy and soul can feel. I advise that we all look for this energy amongst others, the people, their emotions intertwined with the vast world, but free to explore whatever emotions may arise in such contexts.
And what of wonder and awe that invigorates us. We must explore, to find the energy of ourselves and our souls and spirit, but ultimately we must find contentment. We must find the spirit of happiness and wonder, that spark inside of ourselves that doesn't die, but instead pushes us to imagine the world in which we are. It pushes us to try to know what will come and what has come. It pushes us to imagine all the people, their energy. That spark of energy inside who we are as individuals and groups within such energy inspires our awe of that which we can see and not see, what we can feel and not feel, what we can know and not know. Of nature, of selves, of man and his being.
Of course, for those who have reached this feeling, perhaps amongst others' energy, we know that energy lives on. It is the spirit of man and his place within nature and the soul that can never whither away. So we must then understand the eternal and how this affects our emotions, how the eternal guides where we go and where we've been. In the end, time goes forth and it goes back, it envelopes us and it ignores us. Time tells us where the soul must go, on what path it must venture, even if we can only experience such chaos through the energy of the unknown. So one must understand time, but do not fear time as it flows like a river through the trees, through the forest, whirling ourselves inside it, but never ceasing to stop nor allowing us to drown. Time will eventually know us even if we initially reject such knowledge. Time is nature's way of keeping us within its grasp. And the eternal is time's way of harnessing our spirit without trying to dampen our energy.
All of this together, of course, becomes life, that unknowable being that encompasses all that we are and can ever be. It is life that gives us ourselves and our energy. It is life that enlivens our spirit. It is life that connects us with the energy of life and all that surrounds our souls even if we do not know or care to know the value of those aspects. So we live life and we respect life without being too concerned with the life. We live it and are of it and gladly accept it as the domain of our energy and our spirits. From life comes love. And love is the highest point of that life therein. So we must reach for love in this life if we can never know the spirit of ourselves, then we have accomplished something which our souls aspire to.
And it is my hope that we can all do just that. Thank you.
39 comments:
Another one of One's satirical posts?
This reminds of that Scientology video with Tom Cruise...
Delusional.
But expected from an Oberlin environmentalist.
By the way. These people are dangerous and readily slip into violence. FOE, ELF, Greenpeace, etc.
Breivik is an environmentalist, also. And it was only a few years ago that extremists in the Sierra Club tried to get the Club to issue a statement against Latin American immigration.
Dude... wait, what?
Steve Jobs plans "most ironic AIDS death ever"
http://www.anus.com/zine/news/1031.html
extremists in the Sierra Club tried to get the Club to issue a statement against Latin American immigration.
Good.
The Sierra Club used to be firmly for ZPG. It was the millions donated by David Gelbaum which bought the SC's silence on immigration, Latin American and other.
"Once this energy has been realized, one is free to explore further into the spirit of people, individuals and groups, sharing, loving, and feeling together and as one."
Never pegged One as an orgy guy.
Cue the large vibrating egg in three, two, one...
Never pegged One as an orgy guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI&feature=related
"I'm not an orgy guy! It changes everything, I have to dress different, I have to act different. I'd have grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions...I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get orgy friends."
Cue the large vibrating egg in three, two, one...
What's this a reference to?
"The Sierra Club used to be firmly for ZPG. It was the millions donated by David Gelbaum which bought the SC's silence on immigration"
LOL
Evidently, they have their price, like most everyone else.
How much would Pickens or Exxon have to donate to get the Sierra club to support drilling in ANWR?
Whiskey...
Tango...
Foxtrot...
...?
According to the college board, Oberlin costs $42,000 a year. Now, either she will have to pay that back or daddy is just out over $100K.
When you see your daughter working at a natural food store after an investment like that, don't you kick yourself for not marrying her off when she was fresh out of high school?
***Cue the large vibrating egg in three, two, one...
What's this a reference to?***
My guess is Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
I knew we were the ones we have been waiting for.
I just didn't realize until now that we were all Lorenzo St. Dubois.
"When you see your daughter working at a natural food store after an investment like that, don't you kick yourself for not marrying her off when she was fresh out of high school?"
Or better yet, smothering her in her crib.
There are a few explanations for this post that all seem equally likely:
1. OneSTDV is getting his pole greased by this now expert greaser (she went to Oberlin and studied gibberish and nonsense--the most productive and largest part of her time was spent on The Carousal.)
2. The is a satirical post (strongly believe that this is the case. Surely no one could be this stupid.)
If it is real, then this is obviously a wench that should've been married off before she even went to "college" and got her "degree." I bet she can't even cook and doesn't know basic home management--completely useless now to all men. And will likely stay that way until, much later on, she thrusts a desperate and now haggard cougar "pussy" on some Beta Provider.
Advice to girl (if imaginary, irrelevant. There are plenty of women out there like this in real life.) Go to: a: finishing school and learn how to be ladylike; and, b: learn how to run a household. You'll be surprised at the happiness and satisfaction this brings you... Wench.
"Or better yet, smothering her in her crib."
Uh, no.
The truth is this guest poster could have actually had a happy, useful, productive, fulfilling life married to a guy from her own social class who was 5-7 years older.
She would be happier. He would be happier. Her and his parents would be happier. The world would have a few more good people.
I am making a value judgement.
If it weren't for the masculinized women setting the agenda for the rest of us, we would waste far fewer years miserably (yet defensive) pursuing careers that we never wanted and delaying motherhood and depriving the world of some really good kids.
Why the Sierra Club originally opposed Latino/a immigration:
http://www.nyu.edu/classes/keefer/EvergreenEnergy/oakesr.html
http://www.norcalblogs.com/gate/2010/05/mexicos-contribution-to-the-beautiful-sonoran-desert-in-arizona.php
"If it weren't for the masculinized women setting the agenda for the rest of us, we would waste far fewer years miserably (yet defensive) pursuing careers that we never wanted and delaying motherhood and depriving the world of some really good kids."
Hear hear.
I couldn't read it past the first few sentences. I skimmed the rest to make sure I wasn't missing anything and it looked like just more of the same gobbledygook.
"'Or better yet, smothering her in her crib.'
Uh, no.
The truth is this guest poster could have actually had a happy, useful, productive, fulfilling life married to a guy from her own social class who was 5-7 years older."
I really don't care how happy, useful, productive or fulfilling a life this yo-you could have had. I'm worried about the negative effects she and her ilk have on the society in which I live by perpetuating this nonsense.
There's dumb and then there's dumb. I've known traditional girls who were stereotypical "dumb blondes" but even they wouldn't have swallowed this Kool-Aid without choking. I bet this dummy actually got decent grades. She's book-smart with zero common or people sense. Give me a dumb blonde over that type any day.
This feels like a practical joke, though the writing style is different from One's usual style.
If this isn't satirical, I'd love to hear how Chakra girl discovered the HBDosphere.
Ugh, OK Beavis.
So how can I expell the energy of the black from white communities? Is there a spell that does that?
Belongs on PBS--
Reads like a journal entry of some romantic, verbal, 15 year old girls I have had in class--girls bright enough at that age but decades away from mature thought.
What ?
"I really don't care how happy, useful, productive or fulfilling a life this yo-you could have had. I'm worried about the negative effects she and her ilk have on the society in which I live by perpetuating this nonsense."
She and her ilk are just impressionable women. The ones perpetuating this nonsense are the ones who foisted it on her. There is a reason Socrates was made to drink the hemlock. Corrupting the youth is a danger to society. Have some pity on this chick. Someday she will wake up, but it may be too late for her. Face it. Men are responsible for what happens to society. They never should have let women vote because chicks don't know what to do.
Ugh.
"I bet this dummy actually got decent grades. She's book-smart with zero common or people sense. Give me a dumb blonde over that type any day."
She is dumb like a five year old. That is why responsible parents should have helped her marry a good guy instead of throwing her to the sharks at Oberlin. They are more culpable than she.
If I'm to make a critique of this writing, assuming its not a hoax:
It stays on a single plane of generality. A highly abstract plane, specifically in the case. Good writing encompasses the full spectrum between the concrete and the abstract.
Deep Thoughts. I am changed. Thank you.
How is this a parody?
This is exactly how Gaians view the world. And then they criticize Christians for believing in superstitious nonsense.
I, as a hardcore agnostic/nonebeliever, of course have no metaphysical beliefs, but I am the exception to the rule. Almost all people (including liberals) need to assign some moral value to public policy that transcends mere material concerns.
Unfortunately I don't believe that this is satire. Some people do think like this. Arghh.
I confess that at upon seeing this post, I got intrigued by the idea of an Oberlin arts degree girl guest-posting on a reactionary blog. Alas, it's likely a parody.
But to show you what I meant about good writing spanning various levels of generality... see this randomly copied paragraph from this post:
"And what of wonder and awe that invigorates us. We must explore, to find the energy of ourselves and our souls and spirit, but ultimately we must find contentment. We must find the spirit of happiness and wonder, that spark inside of ourselves that doesn't die, but instead pushes us to imagine the world in which we are. It pushes us to try to know what will come and what has come. It pushes us to imagine all the people, their energy. That spark of energy inside who we are as individuals and groups within such energy inspires our awe of that which we can see and not see, what we can feel and not feel, what we can know and not know. Of nature, of selves, of man and his being."
Eyes glaze over. Why? Because perhaps indeed "(w)e must explore, to find the energy of ourselves and our souls and spirit..." -- but how? examples please? Connect with concrete specifics? Instead, eyes glaze over the cascade of unanchored abstractions.
April fool?
It's a satire of New Agers, like this one I posted awhile back of anti-racists:
http://onestdv.blogspot.com/2011/06/special-guest-post-you-are-all-racist.html
But its telling that many people couldn't figure it out. This stuff that I wrote to be purposefully nonsensical is actually almost indistinguishable from actual Gaiaist/New Age bullshit. (Though perhaps New Age is a little too limiting; I've heard purportedly non-New Age people talk about shite like "energy" and the "spirit" in much the same manner as presented here.)
And I also wrote it to spur conversation about the types of people who go to Oberlin and/or work in natural food stores.
Finally, as others incisively picked up on, it was directed more towards women. The post was inspired by the conversation starting at 15:00 in this video (great example of asshole Game BTW):
http://www.mtv.com/videos/the-hills-season-3-ep-3-truth-and-time-tells-all/1567288/playlist.jhtml
At 16:50, the guy says the absurdly nonsensical phrase "I think truth and time tells all" and the girl just melts. He also has other great lines in that convo that indirectly inspired this post, but that one especially I remembered.
And while not content wise, some of the language was inspired by the Denny Green quote: "they are who we thought they were."
large vibrating egg is a reference to an older couple woody allen stops on the street to ask about their sex life in annie hall
"But its telling that many people couldn't figure it out."
It sure is.
I didn't like trying to read that it gave me a headache.
MuayTyson
If you don't care whether such drivel is authentic or parody, what classification do you opinionated folks put one into?
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