Saturday, December 26, 2009

College as a Multicultural Utopia

Saturday Audience Participation
Caption Contest: Multicultural Edition

A couple years ago, I received a brochure for an educational statistics survey. It was a study to gauge the academic trajectory of current college students. I opened the brochure to find these pictures. (Click on photos for larger size.)
Picture 1
Picture 2
Caption either or both photos. (I may do another post on these pictures because they so wonderfully illustrate the PC ideology pervasive through elite academia and mainstream society.)

35 comments:

OneSTDV said...

Notice not one American white male appears amongst the ten individuals.

Well there is the blond male in the picture 1, but to me, he looks to be a German exchange student and probably homosexual or at the very least the epitome of "herb/SWPL".

Also, I don't think there is even one Asian because the Asian-looking male in picture 1 is racially ambiguous and could be Hispanic.

Sheesh! said...

I really have no idea how you can tell from looking at the side of the blond kid's face that he is a homosexual German exchange student!

The kid is probably 18 and less than half your age, though you seem to really have it in for him. Did a blond boy who was similar in appearance to the boy in the photo bully you in high school or something?

Anonymous said...

Puzzled negro second pic:

Reject MY generous edvances?!? Who i can call to report these white bitchez for racism??

James Watson is Right!!! said...

I think the blond kid looks gay and German because he is wearing a German like vest and is real punny looking. Also his hair cut is very boy-dyke.

Hello! said...

America: 2050

Stopped Clock said...

I suspect that in the bottom photo, conservative white males are more likely to identify themselves with the three white females, and liberal white males are more likely to identify themselves with the one black male.

sabril said...

When I was a senior in high school, my friends and I used to joke about how EVERY college brochure contained photos which were suitably multicultural.

rightsaidfred said...

Caption: "Come to college! Women are hot! Men are few!"

or less subtly: "Come to college! Our high male to female ratio assure beta males a chance to mate, and alpha males will go blind. Women get to show their desirability by out competing other females for the few alphas, and if they settle for a beta they can blame the stats. Plus women get to form long term alliances with other women to compete in the increasingly feminized culture."

rightsaidfred said...

I meant "high female to male ratio".

Christmas parties a bit long.

Stewart said...

LOL. You know your life is shit when you are critiquing a god damn brochure because there aren't enough white men.

LOL. I finally understand ONESTDV, one standard deviation below. Someone told me this blog was supposed to be interesting, but it turns out it's written by a retard black guy.

The Undiscovered Jew said...

Blacks mostly keep to themselves on American college campuses because they don't have much in common in terms of temperment, intelligence or interests with the white students.

The interracial mix I see by far the most often is not black and white but Asian girls clustering around white girls for some reason.

OneSTDV said...

"I really have no idea how you can tell from looking at the side of the blond kid's face that he is a homosexual German exchange student!"

It was meant as a semi-joke.

"LOL. You know your life is shit when you are critiquing a god damn brochure because there aren't enough white men."

Because this is all I do with my life. You're complaining about my complaining: far worse.

OneSTDV said...

"Blacks mostly keep to themselves on American college campuses because they don't have much in common in terms of temperment, intelligence or interests with the white students."

Plus they have their own racially themed dorms and clubs.

"but Asian girls clustering around white girls for some reason.'

As HalfSigma often notes: White (nerdier) guys and Asian girls.

Kylie said...

First photo.

Black girl: "OK, the final vote is 2 to 3 we necklace the white boy. Guess this is your lucky day."

White boy: "They like me! They really like me!"

Kylie said...

Second picture. This one practically writes itself.

Black guy on cell phone: "F*** no, g, you don't f****** have to go to no f****** classes and s***. They f****** pay you and s*** to hang with white b******."

White girls: "B******, I saw him first."

Chuck said...

Picture 1 caption:

"First Annual Intracampus LGBT/International/Feminist/Black Women/Diversity Club Pow Wow: Please join us for free drinks, cookies, and a rousing game of 'Pin the Tail on the (Male) Honkey'"

Picture 2 caption:

"The black guy is NOT on the phone with his dealer trying to sell these skinny white girls a bag of coke. We promise. They're studying, duh!"

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Richard Hoste said...

My undergrad institution must've been 95% white. It was heavenly.

Observer said...

Clarence phoned Maurice to tell him where all da white women at.

Sheesh! said...

I love how it always comes back to sexual anxiety about black men and white women with you HBDers. You guys are so pathetic. Please don't bring down the entire white race just because you personally can't get a date.

Sheesh! said...

"It was meant as a semi-joke.

But the fact that you got bullied by a blond boy who was similar in appearance to the boy in the photo inspired the semi-joke.

OneSTDV said...

@ Sheesh:

Ahh another even-keeled, rational leftist engaging in thoughtful discussion on an HBD site.

Whiskey said...

Sheesh -- It works both ways. A White guy dating a Black girl is VERBOTEN and often the subject of Black violence.

Case in point: The Murder by 4 Black men of the Pietrazks.

It is immediately apparent why Blacks react with such murderous rage (ala the way Whites did with Emmet Till). Duh.

Women are scarce. Attractive women even scarcer. Fights over women are pretty much basic to the human condition, and forms the basis of Western Literature (yes, the Iliad predates the Old Testament).

So, Black men can date/marry White women (and women of all races tend to prefer Black men as more testosterone-laden masculine, with darker skin that women find attractive). White guys are at a disadvantage, the same white/fair skin that makes women look fair, lovely, and young (examples: Zooey Deschanel, Michelle Trachtenberg) makes White guys look effeminate and unattractive.

Conan O'Brien riffs on this nightly. It is about 55% of his act.

Yes, it can flip around. The same dark skin that makes Will Smith and Denzel Washington handsome, macho, leading men can make women look like masculine "warriors." See "Klingon Lawyer" Michelle Obama.

But since Black Men have all sorts of advantages in the mating-competition AND Black women are not perceived as attractive (and the obesity epidemic hits them harder, than White women), AND they are off-limits to White guys who are restricted to White/Asian girls ... yeah there is resentment.

It's a resource struggle.

As far as "not get a date" what do you propose to do with these guys? Kill them? [Hint: they'll try and kill you back.] Give them a double-helping of ostracism, status-mongering, and shame (typical feminine response)? Yeah THAT was effective with: John Muhammed and Lee Boyd Malvo, Klebold and Harris, Tim McVeigh, Cho Seung-Hui, Major Abu Nidal Hassan, and George Soldini.

Maybe you live in a Malibu Mansion. But even Versace's wealth could not protect him from a sex-marketplace loser (nor John Lennon's, nor Reagan's, etc.) Me? I view with dread a whole class of guys who "can't get dates" and have a whole lotta rage looking for focus on Jihad, or vague Militia-anti/Government stuff, or pure Anarchy/fame-seeking. That's just me.

Whiskey said...

Let me add, that in my experience in college campuses taking both professional certification update classes, and graduate level stuff, you don't see much race mixing.

In Grad school we had a few Black guys, they were older, married, ex-military, solid study group partners, but their time was limited and hanging out was not on the agenda. They had families.

Cal State Long Beach, home of Kwanzaa, for example, is notoriously self-segregated and Black students keep to themselves in large (and purposely) intimidating groups. Latinos do this to a lesser extent. You see these pictures but Blacks demand (Latinos also) separate dorms, graduation ceremonies, and so on.

Outland said...

"Notice not one American white male appears amongst the ten individuals."

Yeah, there are two reasons for that.

1) white men study during college and go on to invent new things, make the economy grow and extend carrying capacity.

2) All ideologies need victims and sinners, according to PC and multiculturalism white men create the victims. It's not explicitly said, but it's never denied either.

Kylie said...

"Sheesh! said: "I love how it always comes back to sexual anxiety about black men and white women with you HBDers."

Sexual anxiety is right. When I took a job in a college town, I found that, though older and plainer than the female students, I still had constantly to fend off overtly sexual advances made by black men on or living near campus. This made me very anxious indeed, as you so perceptively remarked. My previous posts in this entry, therefore, were less inventing than they were remembering.


Sheesh! said: "You guys are so pathetic."

As the preceding implies, I'm not a guy.

Sheesh! said: "Please don't bring down the entire white race just because you personally can't get a date."

Am married and not on the prowl so this doesn't apply to me. But judging by some of the white females I saw with black men in that college town, the fact that I'm even older and plainer now wouldn't signify against the fact that I'm female, white and have a pulse. I could go back there today and still get hit on by black men like the one pictured without any provocation on my part. And yes, that would again cause me sexual anxiety.

James Watson is Right!!! said...

It is funny that Slags like Sheesh use nerd stereotypes as a weapon against HBDers but hyperventilate at the thought that stereotypes about blacks and other groups likely have some truth to them. Typical Slag behavior, using tactics on your enemies that you do not want to be done to your allies. I would appreciate your opinions Sheesh if you were not a hypocritic. I find it interesting that the Slags have a certain attraction to this blog. What is it that attracts Slags to Onestdv? Maybe it is your hot manliness, Onestdv, that we can sense while reading your blog :)

PS: Slags are gay for political correctness, as Christfags are gay for Jesus. Slags are the Jesusfreaks of our political correct age. I might add that Obsidian and Truth are not slags.

Observer said...

*** love how it always comes back to sexual anxiety about black men and white women with you HBDers.***

Sheesh,

Not really, although as others have pointed it seems that there is greater anxiety about white guys dating black women (see Brian Milligen Jr).

Or in the case of Tiger Woods, there were a number of online black commentators apparently unhappy at Woods' choice of exclusively white mistresses. As one pointed out "we like to see each other with each other".

n/a said...

"women of all races tend to prefer Black men"

No.

OneSTDV said...

I'll have a post later this week debunking paranoia about black men-white women. So please don't steal my thunder!

(I wrote it as a comment here, but it's interesting enough to warrant a post.)

OneSTDV said...

Also, when I pointed out the second picture, it honestly had no sexual connotation whatsoever (why do some people always take it there?).

Rather, I found it hilarious that such a situation, where a rather abrasive looking black man man sits there socializing with three middle class white girls as if it's so commonplace, was absurd.

Anonymous said...

"It works both ways. A White guy dating a Black girl is VERBOTEN and often the subject of Black violence."

Not even black guys want to date black girls, so why should white guys want to?

Black girls: ugly, stupid, obnoxious, and sullen... gee, what's not to like?

Anonymous said...

All that variety is beautiful (c'mon, who here doesn't buy into the "United Colors Of Bennetton" aesthetic just a teensy bit), but that kind of propaganda is just gonna cause outrage and confusion when it's compared with the actual admissions.

Whenever you represent an institution you should randomly sample (after filtering out the uglies). It's true it's less inspiring for bright folks from backgrounds that are not demographically in proportion to their representation (and minorities in general), but that's better than using imagery that will cause people to misapprehend reality and get angry when it doesn't live up to their expectation.

Just Another Liberal Interloper said...

OneSTDV,

What makes you think that Sheesh! is a leftist? After all, he defended the blond guy. In fact, according to your own twisted logic, he can't be a leftist, because leftists supposedly hate white males.
Which brings me to your pathetic attempt to deal with your cognitive dissonance (very common amongst self-described HBDers) regarding the inclusion of a white - and blond, to boot - male in the picture by dismissing him as a herb/SWPL/homosexual German exchange student.
Why does it matter whether or not they are Americans? So even if all the other students are Americans, that's still not good enough for you? It only counts if the straight white male is American?
I'm surprised that you haven't complained about the absence of American straight white male Christians? A "fact" which you, no doubt, should be able to deduce just by looking at their picture, by virtue of your superb cold reading skills.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine a lot of the fathers of white girls wanting to send their daughters to the school in the second picture. You're right, he looks menacing (and very poorly dressed, I might add).

Anonymous at 8:56 on 1/2 asked who doesn't buy into the United Colors of Bennetton thing, even just a little. Well, I don't. Like Sabril said in his comment, I used to joke about how PC the photos were in all the college brochures I got when in high school. I also made a note of only applying to schools that almost all white and Asian. I didn't hate blacks, I just didn't have much in common with them.